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thedailywhat: Grammys: “Maximum trolling achieved”: Deadmau5 showed up at the Grammys wearing Skrillex’s personal cellphone number on his T-shirt. [@deadmau5.]

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thedailywhat: Music Festival Lineup of the Day: Hot off the virtual presses, it’s the lineup of this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. (Click here to embiggen.) Wave of parody lineups in 3… 2… [@coachella.] This is an amazing line-up. WO.

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putthison: I once wore black tie to a “gala” theater opening, and literally four different people asked if my wife and I had just been married. I can only dream of living in a world wherein owning “fun formal” is appropriate. One day I’ll find a tartan dinner jacket in a thrift store in my size, and I’ll buy it, and have to find a way to wear it. Heck, I’d throw the party myself if I knew even one person who owned a tux. Or a suit. Vox, as always, looks tremendous. voxsart: F/W 11-12 black tie event #3, or the dying habit of the formal informal party. My favorite black tie party is not the big soirée brimming with strangers and rubbery hors d’œuvre, but small parties with family and friends for which customs of moderation and austerity in semi-formal dress can replaced with something a bit more eccentric.  I suspect that we are about the last members of the last generation of Americans still to do parties like this.  It is done fewer times each year, and some years not, but off we go with like-minded chums to celebrate a friend’s birthday party held at her home. Any mention of wanting to throw a cocktail party these says usually results in someone saying “oh nigga that’s whack.”

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amandaefriedman: (my photo) of Kat Dennings for The New York Times.

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Tumblr now mostly consist of reblogs of shitty images of emotional hipster text.

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ultr4viiolence: haha DAMNIT DENNY DA FUQ also something on your blog keeps freezing my browser when i open it fix dat shit

lol wut. what browser are you using?

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feuxfauxes: -awkwardface: internalregret: umm..who even? why say these things? definitely adding sex barbecue to my vocabulary “prolapsing my colon” #txt it All about the sex bbq.

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21011994: Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?” “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8 “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7 “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6 “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7 “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6 “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8 “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6 “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5 “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7 “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4 “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4 “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8 “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7 “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

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gqfashion: New York Street Style When we’re not scoping the office for outfit inspiration, we’re scouring Manhattan to find the city’s most stylish real guys. See who caught our eye in our latest batch of street style snaps here. Photograph by Ben Ferrari

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